November 29, 2010
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Twelve Days of Christmas – Pennsylvania Dutch Style
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me–a great scrapple breakfast.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me– two Christmas pickles and a great scrap-ple break-fast!
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me–threehexsignsformybarndoor, two Christmas pickles and a great scrap-ple break-fast!
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me–four goats a-grazin’, threehexsignsformybarndoor, two Christmas pickles and a great scrap-ple break-fast!
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me–FIVE AM-ISH BUG-GIES!, four goats a-grazin’, threehexsignsformybarndoor, two Christmas pickles and a great scrap-ple break-fast!
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me–six shoo-fly pies, FIVE AM-ISH BUG-GIES!, four goats a-grazin’, threehexsignsformybarndoor, two Christmas pickles and a great scrap-ple break-fast!
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me–seven pigs a-squealin’, six shoo-fly pies, FIVE AM-ISH BUG-GIES!, four goats a-grazin’, threehexsignsformybarndoor, two Christmas pickles and a great scrap-ple break-fast!
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me–eight crocks of sauerkraut, seven pigs a-squealin’, six shoo-fly pies, FIVE AM-ISH BUG-GIES!, four goats a-grazin’, threehexsignsformybarndoor, two Christmas pickles and a great scrap-ple break-fast!
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me–nine hiredhandsnamedYoder, eight crocks of sauerkraut, seven pigs a-squealin’, six shoo-fly pies, FIVE AM-ISH BUG-GIES!, four goats a-grazin’, threehexsignsformybarndoor, two Christmas pickles and a great scrap-ple break-fast!
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me–tenpoundsofHershey’schocolate, nine hiredhandsnamedYoder, eight crocks of sauerkraut, seven pigs a-squealin’, six shoo-fly pies, FIVE AM-ISH BUG-GIES!, four goats a-grazin’, threehexsignsformybarndoor, two Christmas pickles and a great scrap-ple break-fast!
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me–eleven babies abirthin’, tenpoundsofHershey’schocolate, nine hiredhandsnamedYoder, eight crocks of sauerkraut, seven pigs a-squealin’, six shoo-fly pies, FIVE AM-ISH BUG-GIES!, four goats a-grazin’, threehexsignsformybarndoor, two Christmas pickles and a great scrap-ple break-fast!
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me–our twelfth child for the family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THAT’S ENOUGH!!!!!!!! “Vell, ve’ll see nah!” he says. Eleven babies abirthin’, tenpoundsofHershey’schocolate, nine hiredhandsnamedYoder, eight crocks of sauerkraut, seven pigs a-squealin’, six shoo-fly pies, FIVE AM-ISH BUG-GIES!, four goats a-grazin’, threehexsignsformybarndoor, two Christmas pickles,
And a great scrap-ple break-fast for you and for me!
Comments (2)
LOL!! Very original!
lol Nice! I was lost on some of it, but I liked the idea behind it. I agree with the first comment: tres original.