May 18, 2012

  • Don’t Drink the water

    An Amish farmer is tending a field when he sees a man with teabags hanging from his hat, near his pond. The man is scooping water out with his hand.

    The farmer says, “Trinken sie nicht das wasser, die kuhe unddie schweine haben in ihm geschissen,” (‘Don’t drink the water, the cows and the pigs shit in it.’)

    The Guy shouts back, “I’m a member of the Republican Tea Party, and this is America… I don’t understand your gibberish so speak English, you moron!”

    The farmer yells, “USE TWO HANDS, YOU’LL GET MORE !!!”

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