Month: February 2012

  • God’s love = batteries

    I mean really WTF??

     

    I know before anyone says it. this is not a new ad. I saw it for the first time Monday afternoon so it is new to me. It just shocked me. I expected it to be for a church. Batteries???

     

    What do Interstate Batteries have to do with “god” and “his love”? Interstate Batteries has an entire web page on their corporate site devoted to Norm Miller’s God’s Love.

    I just think that in this day and age this sort of stuff should be left out of general advertizing.  They still don’t get it, that America is not solely 100 % a christian society. It’s insulting for some to constantly be overlooked like they are not even worthy of being countable within our society as a whole.

    When it really matters, Duracell is the devil. God prefers Interstate Batteries.

    Note to self: Never buy Interstate batteries in the future.

  • Tardis

    All of time and space, everywhere and anywhere. Every star that ever was. Where do you want to start?

  • God, No!

    Not only can the man rant, he can write.

    From the larger, louder half of the world-famous magic duo Penn & Teller comes a scathingly funny reinterpretation of The Ten Commandments. They are The Penn Commandments, and they reveal one outrageous and opinionated atheist’s experience in the world. In this rollicking yet honest account of a godless existence, Penn takes readers on a roller coaster of exploration and flips conventional religious wisdom on its ear to reveal that doubt, skepticism, and wonder — all signs of a general feeling of disbelief — are to be celebrated and cherished, rather than suppressed. And he tells some pretty damn funny stories along the way. From performing blockbuster shows on the Vegas Strip to the adventures of fatherhood, from an on-going dialogue with proselytizers of the Christian Right to the joys of sex while scuba diving, Jillette’s self-created Decalogue invites his reader on a journey of discovery that is equal parts wise and wisecracking.

    Praise for God, No!

    “People who say that libertarians have no heart or atheists have no soul need to read this book. Because Penn Jillette has a lot of both.” — MATT STONE and TREY PARKER, creators of South Park and the award-winning Broadway musical The Book of Mormon

    “There are few people in the country who question more boldly, brashly, and bravely than my friend Penn Jillette. This book is funny, provocative, and profane. But is it right? God, no!” –GLENN BECK

    “This planet has yielded exactly one mutual friend for Glenn Beck and me and that friend has written a brilliant book called God, No! Penn reveals ‘the big secret of magic,’ tells you why tattoos are perfect expressions of atheism and exactly what to eat when you know you’re going to vomit later.” –LAWRENCE O’DONNELL

    “Penn Jillette is a twenty-first-century Lord of Misrule: big, boisterously anarchic, funny, Rabelaisian, impossible and unique. There isn’t–couldn’t be–better not be–anybody like him.”  –RICHARD DAWKINS, bestselling author of The Greatest Show on Earth and The God Delusion

    I love listening to Penn Jillette. To anyone interested check out Penn’s Sunday School http://pennsundayschool.com/

    Penn is just Awesome.

    Be ready to be entertained. Penn’s irreverent unfiltered humor is exposed for all to see. Some of the stories in this book include sex, and there is a lot of profanity, so if you find that offensive, this probably isn’t the book for you.

    I would tell everyone to read this book and check out his new show Penn’s Sunday School http://pennsundayschool.com/

    This book gets 5 out of 5 stars…. go check it out.

  • A Devil and Her Love Song

    Reads R to L (Japanese Style)

    Meet Maria Kawai–she’s gorgeous and whip-smart, a girl who seems to have it all. But when she unleashes her sharp tongue, it’s no wonder some consider her to be the very devil Maria’s difficult ways even get her kicked out of an elite school, but this particular fall may actually turn out to be her saving grace…

    Maria’s frank nature gains her more enemies at her new school, but her angelic singing voice inadvertently catches the attention of Yusuke Kanda and Shin Meguro. Can these boys mend her hardened heart, or will they just end up getting scorched?

    I love reading mangas. My all time favorite is the Death Note Series.

    This one is good. There are more volumes to this story available in Japanese that will most likely be translated and released as time goes on.

    I give this Manga 4 stars out of 5

    I got this book for free through Goodreads First read.

  • Say it aint so

    Gus, the groundhog, is toast.Pennsylvania announced that they’ve fired one of their highest paid employees yesterday. He is being forced to retire.

    Gus’ tag line was “the second most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania.”

    Lottery officials said they feel Gus’ appeal has maxed out among lottery players and they hope to unveil a new campaign next month that focuses more on how money from the lottery benefits Pennsylvanians.

     

     

     

     

  • Article 5

    New York, Los Angeles, and Washington, D.C., have been abandoned. The Bill of Rights has been revoked, and replaced with the Moral Statutes.

    There are no more police—instead, there are soldiers. There are no more fines for bad behavior—instead, there are arrests, trials, and maybe worse. People who get arrested usually don’t come back.

    Seventeen-year-old Ember Miller is old enough to remember that things weren’t always this way. Living with her rebellious single mother, it’s hard for her to forget that people weren’t always arrested for reading the wrong books or staying out after dark. It’s hard to forget that life in the United States used to be different.

    Ember has perfected the art of keeping a low profile. She knows how to get the things she needs, like food stamps and hand-me-down clothes, and how to pass the random home inspections by the military. Her life is as close to peaceful as circumstances allow.

    That is, until her mother is arrested for noncompliance with Article 5 of the Moral Statutes. And one of the arresting officers is none other than Chase Jennings…the only boy Ember has ever loved.

    US has abandoned the Bill of Rights and become an extremist religious country. In short, America has become the ‘Christian’ version of Afghanistan as it was under Taliban rule.

    U.S. government authorized the Federal Bureau of Reformation, better known as the Moral Militia, to arrest any citizen in violation of the stringent “Moral Statutes.” Ember’s mom is arrested for violating Article 5 (Article 5 – Children are considered valid citizens only when conceived by a married man and wife.) and Ember is sent to a girls’ rehab where rule-breakers are punished with violence and those who try to escape are shot.

    Article 5 is set in a future America where citizens have little to no rights, every religion other than Christianity is forbidden, girls and boys cannot date, pregnancy outside of a marriage is against the law and ‘immoral’ books and materials are banned.  A world where being born from an unwed mother can get you killed – or worse.

    There wasn’t a dull moment in this book.

    This book seems like a scary look at what reality could be if some had their way. What could happen if those who want to legislate morality totally took over power.

    I give this book 4 out of 5 stars

  • State-Sponsored Rape

    Virginia Poised To Enact ‘State-Sponsored Rape’ Law Forcing Women To Be Vaginally Probed Before Abortions. Legislator suggests that women who consent to sex also consent to vaginal probing. And I say…What about Rape victims. How can they force rape victims to be penetrated again against their will????

    The revised criminal definition of rape is “the penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part or object,”. It is 100% rape as it is legally defined.

    Earlier this month, a bill requiring women to receive an ultrasound before they can receive an abortion passed the Virginia senate, and it recently cleared a state house committee with an overwhelming majority. Bill would be to force most women to undergo a stunningly invasive procedure for no medical reason whatsoever.

    An unnamed lawmaker told a fellow Virginia delegate, a woman already consented to being “vaginally penetrated when they got pregnant.”

    The state is forcing women to be penetrated with an object against their will in order to obtain a LEGAL medical procedure. I find Virginia’s invasion of a woman’s right to choose an end run around Roe V. Wade and an invasion of a woman’s person!

    http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2012/02/17/427778/virginia-poised-to-enact-state-sponsored-rape-law-forcing-women-to-be-vaginally-probed-before-abortions/

    http://www.rhrealitycheck.org/article/2012/02/15/government-sanctioned-rape-in-state-virginia-and-texas

    http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex/2012/02/virginia_ultrasound_law_women_who_want_an_abortion_will_be_forcibly_penetrated_for_no_medical_reason.html

    http://www.arlnow.com/2012/02/14/englin-blasts-gop-bill-for-requiring-vaginal-penetration/

    http://hamptonroads.com/2012/02/outrage-virginia-senate

     

    Thoughts????

  • A Kiss of Shadows

    A Kiss of Shadows (Meredith Gentry #1)
    by Laurell K. Hamilton

    Well, I admit a love and addiction to Laurell K. Hamilton’s Anita Blake series. I love it. That being said I had never picked up her Meredith Gentry series before. I didn’t know if I would like it because it deals with Fae. I have a hard time getting into books that are centered around Faeries. I have to say though I am hooked. This is really a testament to how wonderful of an author that Hamilton is. For me to be hooked on a series that revolves around the fae is amazing.

    Our world, our technology, but with magic.

    “My name is Meredith Gentry, but of course it’s not my real name. I dare not even whisper my true name after dark for fear that one hushed word will travel over the night winds to the soft ear of my aunt, the Queen of the Air and Darkness. She wants me dead. I don’t even know why.”

    Meredith Gentry, Princess of the high court of Faerie, is posing as a human in Los Angeles, living as a P.I. specializing in supernatural crime. But now the Queen’s assassin has been dispatched to fetch her back–whether she likes it or not. Suddenly Meredith finds herself a pawn in her dreaded aunt’s plans. The job that awaits her: enjoy the constant company of the most beautiful immortal men in the world. The reward: the crown–and the opportunity to continue to live. The penalty for failure: death.

    I give this book 5 out of 5 stars

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